Grilling Me Softly – RHOBH recap – 9-13
This week on women of the 1% argue with each other and get Botox, we’re going camping! Kyle is at home packing. Scratch that. She’s overpacking, as are all the women, except Teddi. She calls her to ask if glam squads are coming with. The fact she even has to ask this question tells you…
Billy Porter just made a million homophobes spontaneously combust
Embed from Getty Images Billy Porter set the world on fire at the Met Gala and made a million homophobes spontaneously combust with his camp eleganza. Here. For. It Billy Porter is the genderbending hero we all need right now. Boyfriend serves red hot lewk after red hot lewk on the red carpet and…
Kourtney’s Choice – KUWTK recap – 16-2
Kourtney’s Choice We start this week with Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Malika playing some kind of weird tennis with a hard racquet. Is it called Paddle maybe? Whatever. They scream a lot and look cute in their outfits. Roll titles… Kris, Kourtney, Kim and Khloe are having a Chinese tea ceremony. Not being funny, but…
Chicago Loyalty – KUWTK recap – 16-1
KUWTK-16-1 Chicago Loyalty Disclaimer Before we get into this recap, I feel I need to be honest with you: I have a love/hate relationship with the Kardashians. When they first came out, I loved how honest they were. They were completely unfiltered and hilarious to watch. Over the years though they’ve kind of morphed into…
The Roundup (April 29-May 6)
The Roundup Charlize Theron supports her Trans daughter Charlize Theron has revealed her eldest daughter, seven-year-old Jackson, is Trans. The actress said that her daughter has known she was a girl since she was three and announced it quite matter of fact. Jackson has her mother’s full support and in Theron’s own words it is:…
Our Thoughts on Brexit
June 23, 2016 is a date that “will live in infamy,” to quote the great Franklin D. Roosevelt. On this day, the UK voted by the narrowest of margins to leave the European Union. Since then, the country has been thrown into chaos as it decides how, when, and indeed even IF it should still…
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? – RHOBH recap – 9-11
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? This week on wealthy white ladies kiki and argue, Teddi and Kyle are taking their daughters Slate and Portia to a kiddy make-up shoot. The Hollywood is at ten from the first frame of this week’s episode. Basically, Portia is really into make-up and did Teddi’s on her…
How to survive a Berlin visit
How to survive a Berlin visit. Some people call Las Vegas sin city. Those people are idiots, don’t listen to them. Seriously, delete them from your contacts and listen to us. Berlin is the original city of excess and debauchery. They’ve been getting buck wild in the German capital since the 1920s and long before.…
How To Survive a Bronx Visit
How to Survive a Bronx Visit To all you Bronx people, don’t get your panties all up in a twist. As a native I know first-hand that the Bronx is hood AF. This is not Brooklyn. Ain’t no two-tier strollers rolling down these blocks. This article is not for you, you’re already a zebra on…
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for? This is a question I am sometimes asked by men online. My answer: “I am looking for my dog Betty cause I’ve lost her. Just kidding!” He didn’t get it, and honestly, if he’s not a little charmed by that silly joke how much fun can he really be?” What…