Bully in the Office
You’ve started a new job, and you have this running fantasy of dazzling your boss with your impressive work, making friends with your coworkers, and meeting everyone for lunch and happy hour. But in reality, your boss is an adult version of Regina George (remember Mean Girls?), and everyone else is her faithful minion. The…
Is The 1% Getting Better Medical Care Than You?
The short answer is, hell Yes! Allow us to walk you through how the wealthy and well connected get the ultimate hospital luxury treatment. The donations Cash is king baby! When the wealthy and well connected have a medical emergency they don’t dial 911, at least they don’t need to. That’s because for a small…
The Threesome I never wanted
Helena: 38 years old (American) Artur: 35 years old (Russian) Please let me preface this: I am a good human being. I recycle. I would drive a Tesla if I had the money. I would tell you if you had spinach on your teeth. And I like dogs (unlike some housewives). You’re probably asking yourself…
Amber Rollo Delivering realness
Amber Rollo performs all over the city, bringing humor to dark topics like growing up an orphan, the infantalization of female sexuality and reclaiming rape jokes.
Harry and Meghan are THE Mood for 2020
The UK is a racist shithole and Harry and Meghan are better off cutting the cord. Woosah. That’s what I’ve been telling myself all day as I peruse the British newspapers and their reaction to Harry and Meghan’s announcement that they’re stepping back from front line royal life. Woosah because even for me, a black…
Who Is The Anti-Christ
During a recent conversation with my brother, who is a flat earther religious type, he shared with me his thoughts on the coming of the antichrist, or even the possibility he’s already here among us. And while I don’t usually trust my brother with math and science, I have to admit that his conspiracy…
Fuck Fashion Week
To me, Fashion Week reminds me of my place in the pecking order as an Everyday Elizabeth/Normal Nancy. It’s like the city is having a massive party and 99% of its residents aren’t invited (we’re not attractive enough). The silk lined Gucci gates are firmly closed, and unless you’re wealthy and well connected, you ain’t…
Do you want to be a boss bitch?!?
You want to be a Boss Bitch! To be a good employee you have to be a good listener, play well with others, and pay close attention to details. Now, some of you possess precisely none of these skills, and have therefore decided that the only path open to you is to become a Boss…
Why We Still Need Pride
I’m 38 years old. I went to my first pride in 1995 when I was 14. I didn’t tell a soul I was going, just rocked up, changed into my short shorts in the toilets and spent the day wandering around looking at the different stalls, listening to all the music, and just generally enjoying…